Straight after the end of the finale Barney sticks his head out of the window too. Barney and Robin then explain to him that they just pretended to get divorced, Barney never really slept with any of those women he hit on and Robin is Ellie’s mother. When Ted asks them why they did all this they look at each other, shrug and say “Elaborate lies really turn us on.”
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so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER
best literary analysis ever
#seriously intense game of twister
So say we all
Leaving New Hampshire | Daniel Drake
Robin Hood’s Bay, UK (by Osgoldcross Photography)
No one ever warns you about bringing up daughters…
"You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers," Loki tells Natasha, and he turns out to be totally fucking right about that.
Because SHIELD is Hydra. Well played, Loki. Well played.
do you sometimes wonder if marvel planned it all or just hopes it works out